Who stole my Garfield hates mondays mug
Mar. 26th, 2026 09:20 pm
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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My insecurities could eat me alive
Mar. 26th, 2026 07:26 pm➊ Your character has a fresh subject line theirs for the taking.
➋ Only everything goes wrong. They can't stop themselves from being honest about all of their insecurities.
➌ Brutally.
➍ Honest.
❺ Everybody responds. No, therapy is not included.
DENNYS
Mar. 26th, 2026 07:17 pm
Except Denny's.
RULES
1. Post to the meme.
2. Find somebody to eat with. Figure out why the hell you'd do this to yourself.
3. Okay, you have no excuse to be here because Denny's is doing delivery now. This is the age we live in. Denny's delivers. Dear god.
Across the sands of time
Mar. 26th, 2026 06:01 pm
Everyone loves a good crossover. Serious, natural, or cracky, playing outside the norm can be fun. Shipping is fun, too, and add the two together? INSANE amounts of fun. Really, that's enough said. This meme is for crossovers, shipping, and crossover shipping.
how to play
- Comment with your character, putting any preferences you may have.
- Comment to others! Remember, this is a crossover love meme, so commenting to castmates will result in the goblins coming to eat you. Or something.
- Use the RNG to pick your poison for you or just wing it.
- Have fun and watch your wildest dreams come true. Like magic.
( prompts this way )
starter
Mar. 26th, 2026 02:09 pmstarter call meme
→ post with your character and preferences.
→ others reply with one or multiple prompts.
→ write a starter based on those prompts.
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difficult choices here
Mar. 26th, 2026 05:47 pm
How to Play
One person asks "Would you rather...?" followed by two options. They can range from mundane to outrageously horrific: be a cat OR be a dog, save starving children in Africa OR have a real working lightsaber, etc. Others decide which they would choose of the two given options. Friendships are created or destroyed.
The Rules
1. Comment with your character with a "Would you rather...?" starter. Toplevels without one will be deleted.
2. Respond to other characters with your character's choice out of two (probably horrible) choices.
3. DISCUSS.
Credit to
Need some ideas? Here's a site.
Let's form a rock band
Mar. 26th, 2026 10:23 am
found family meme
We’re not all born with families. Some of us find them later.
No matter what your case is, however, you get to form the family you want. Everyone you let into your heart, they need to deserve the honor. Remember this. Never let a single person tell you otherwise.
→ you know how the game's played.
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i am not a prize to be won
Mar. 26th, 2026 08:47 am| war. war never changes, but it changes us. o1. leave a top-level comment in the typical fashion. o2. your character is now either a captive/spoil of war/war bride or in "possession" of one. o3. how does the arrangement work? are you scheming to take down your enemies from the inside? |
Calling all uhaul lesbians
Mar. 25th, 2026 08:10 pm![]() MOVE IN TOGETHER meme |
After months and months of dating, or at least love/lust from afar or admitted chemistry, you and your special someone are moving together. Maybe it's into your dream home, maybe it's one of your places, perhaps it's a hole in the wall and the only place either of you could manage. Still, it's yours, and that makes everything more than all right. You're on your way to domestic bliss - or will you both realize that living together can mean a few more disagreements and a few less rose-colored glasses than there were together? Cooking and cleaning and other chores for two are no easy job. And, of course, you have to be prepared for a greater level of intimacy, in whatever form that takes. How to Play
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Guarding her on my orders
Mar. 25th, 2026 06:30 pm![]() You're a pop star, or a royal, or maybe even the last of your kind who will bring about the Earth's redemption. Whatever the case may be, you're in a position that may be a bit dicey if you attract the wrong kind of attention. And you're a bodyguard, a soldier, a knight - a protector. Somehow, you've been roped into protecting this person. You'll be rewarded, of course. The work may be cut out for you, but just do your job, keep your head down, and it'll go smooth. Except for when the two of you break the bounds of professionalism and feelings begin to flourish. Being in such close quarters may get you to see the other in a different light, and saving someone's life just may be the ultimate form of intimacy. Could this be the real danger? To feel so strongly for the one you've sworn to protect...are you compromised? How to Play 1. Comment with your character and preferences, being sure to put if you want to play the guard, the guarded, or either. Also, you may want to put if you prefer fluffy, angsty, or smutty interaction - or have no preference. ( PROMPTS UNDER HERE ) |
Forget fear, lack of sleep is the real mind killer
Mar. 25th, 2026 01:50 pmIt happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?
i n s t r u c t i o n s
• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!
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OR SO YOU THOUGHT!
Mar. 25th, 2026 12:36 pm
Yup. Exactly. Always. No exceptions, not in this meme.
how to play
- DO NOT LEAVE A BLANK COMMENT. Your top level should contain a line (or so) or 'I thought' prompts.
- Pick, choose, use the below, or come up with your own.
prompts
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egg puns galore
Mar. 25th, 2026 10:52 am🧺 the oviposition meme 🥚
because it's almost easter → a smut meme
[ cw: pregnancy, alien anatomy, mpreg, tentacles, monsters, marathon sex ]
Mid fuckery
Mar. 25th, 2026 08:26 am
| Mid-Fuck text here |
| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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texts
Mar. 25th, 2026 06:21 am
Nonverbal
Mar. 24th, 2026 08:49 pm
100 nonverbal prompts
→ post with your character and preferences
→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!
→ write a starter based on the prompts
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I'd hit it
Mar. 24th, 2026 08:19 pmSMASH ME IF

The idea of this meme
[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD SMASH IF [fill in the blank]."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.
Do not post any blank top levels.
Because literally no one else would put up with you
Mar. 24th, 2026 06:35 pm![]() THE CHILDHOOD ѕωєєтнєαят MEME Ahhh, young love. Whether it's precious or bittersweet, it's something that stays with you. Remember that time...? Of course you do. Both of you thought you'd last forever. Or maybe you were too young to know what that meant. All that mattered was that you were kids and you were together. But time and circumstance tears even the best of friends and young lovers apart. That person, your childhood crush, your first love, is just a memory. Now, you're being given a second chance. Will it be painful? Will you confess everything and try to win their affection again? You've been reunited, and it's up to you what happens. HOW TO ① Comment with your character. You can state preferences and such in your subject. ② Characters who comment will be their childhood sweetheart/first love. The muns can figure out how that works, but when in doubt, just wing it. It's a meme. Fun is the goal here. ③ KISS AND REUNITE. Or argue and storm off. Or cry. Or laugh. Or sex. Whatever is appropriate. |
Broke your throne, they cut your hair
Mar. 24th, 2026 03:05 pmfor disciples who love their messiahs too much;

Prophets. Kings and queens. Saviors of the world. Superheroes. Revolutionaries. Magical girls with enough kindness in their hearts for everything in their outstretched arms - and the very universe itself. There are some people that are more than people; they are pure light, forces of nature with a cause and a higher calling singing in their bones. That whisper may not be of their own choosing, but something they answer and they will not turn away.
Yet they must turn away from someone so they may face that abyss.
There will be those that follow, those that align themselves with the person who symbolizes their belief. They see the change, the shift in the tide of nature that swirls around this person. Still, there is always one disciple above all who will do anything...not always for the cause, for the person behind it. To them, that pinpoint of light and inspiration in human form is the name of God on their heart. It's an earthly love. This makes it no less worthy. But:
The path rarely ends will for prophets, royalty, dragon slayers, or girls in pretty sailor suits. Though change is a constant, there are parts of the grand design that will leave those who bring it bloodied and broken on the ground. And even for those messiahs who survive (and they rarely ever do, for others must tell their tales), there is no "end." There is only duty, and the duty cannot be found in another.
( for there is nothing crueler than loving and being loved by a prophet )
HOW TO PLAY
♠ This is the ultimate in forbidden attraction memes, for those who love those who should be beyond love.
♣ Comment with your character and preferences. You may also want to note if your character is more likely to be a "prophet" or a "disciple," though most could be both. Given how canons are, though, a lot will probably be the former.
♥ Comment to others. Please respect preferences, as there may be some possibilities for smut.
♦ Meme inspired by the tumblr page of okayophelia, especially their "they blink and reality shivers," "disciples who love their messiahs too much," and "nothing crueler than loving and being loved by a prophet" tags.
Going to be a gangstar
Mar. 24th, 2026 02:45 pman au meme ![]() ( Read more... ) |
Dark romance
Mar. 24th, 2026 09:07 am

Rules:
1. Post your character.
2. Tag to others using RNG
3. Profit!
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Shipping Picture ♡ prompts
Mar. 24th, 2026 08:31 am
| o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
Sexting and Phone sex
Mar. 23rd, 2026 11:41 pm
sexting meme
what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires. |
wear your heart on your sleeve
Mar. 23rd, 2026 03:08 pmwear your heart on your sleeve

○ Characters are now wearing an article of clothing with a statement on it about a secret of theirs. It was specifically going to be a shirt or sweater, but how could I rule out booty shorts with your character's deepest darkest secret emblazoned across the back?
○ Comment with your character and a description of the item they're wearing. No blank top-levels, please!
○ The item cannot be removed or destroyed until they've discussed it with another character and shared the story behind it.
○ If they really can't bear to explain the one they're wearing, sharing a different secret about themselves works too as long as they reveal something.
○ Thread around, have fun.
concept borrowed with permission from
Love of mine
Mar. 23rd, 2026 11:25 am
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Nothing off our table
Mar. 23rd, 2026 08:38 am
- Comment with your prefs/limits/info.
- Other characters ask yours a (semi?) personal question.
- Your character answers, then asks one in return.
- Repeat.
Body heat
Mar. 23rd, 2026 07:05 am
Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.
Carry on my wayward smut scenarios
Mar. 22nd, 2026 07:47 pm![]() | ![]() |
The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
Please listen to and respect each others preferences.
Thank you.
Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)
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I can fix him
Mar. 22nd, 2026 06:24 pmno, really, I can.

how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?
Wedding
Mar. 22nd, 2026 05:05 pm
Want to RP a wedding? Want to RP something on the path to the wedding? Then this is your meme! Here's how it works:
1. Leave a comment here stating your character's name, series, your preferences, etc.
2. Find someone else to comment to.
3. Using the RNG, pick one of the following prompts.
4. Enjoy yourself!
( Prompts here )
Intimacy
Mar. 22nd, 2026 03:03 pm
Intimacy is NOT necessarily about sexual contact. Intimacy is all about two people forming a connection and bond between them. That involves becoming best friends, trusting each other, knowing each other, understanding each other. Intimacy is grown and developed, it can't be rushed.
RULES
- Comment with your character. Be sure to include preferences (ie, f/f for shipping, OTA for gen, etc)
- Tag others!
PROMPTS
( prompts under here )
More than twenty questions
Mar. 22nd, 2026 07:14 am
It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?
Rules:
♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.
( SMUT QUESTIONS )
sunday texting
Mar. 22nd, 2026 12:51 pm
Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!
Weekly meme round-up: Mar 15 - 21
Mar. 21st, 2026 11:36 pmRules || Mod posts || Past round ups || Problems/Concerns ( Alternative )
Mod contact also available at
For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
To clarify the two week rule: repost dates are counted as fourteen days after the day a meme is posted. The posted day is not counted as part of the two weeks. ie. reposts will generally go up on the same day of the week.
Just a reminder: when linking to a meme hosted off bakerstreet to include the name of the comm explictly in the text of the meme somewhere please.
Please consider using a cut for long posts and sensitive topics.(Quick how to here)
Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.
When linking off-comm, please remember to state the linked comm's name somewhere in the post.
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fmk
Mar. 21st, 2026 07:56 pma game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
texts before last night
Mar. 21st, 2026 05:53 pm
how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)
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Taboo
Mar. 21st, 2026 12:54 pm![]() TABOO meme |
| Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture. So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk? How to Play- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better! ( trigger warning ) |
Smut Pictures
Mar. 21st, 2026 09:46 am

| top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛 〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛 〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛 |
Alpha/Beta/Omega
Mar. 21st, 2026 02:10 am
In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?
Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
RESOURCES:CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
( Prompts/Scenarios )
Everyone's Night Market
Mar. 21st, 2026 01:06 am
Welcome to...
The Night Market
Even as the sky gets dark, there's still a lot of lights and life all over this busy street full of people. Vendors and customers from all over come to share and appreciate their creations, taking in this lively atmosphere. Eat, drink, be merry - but watch out for pickpockets and price gouging.
Rules:
1. Comment with your characters. Feel free to specify if they're a vendor/merchant, performer, or someone just here to enjoy the market.
2. What kind of market is it? Street food? Cultural bazaar? Magical creatures behind an illusion?
3. Hang out, meet new people, laugh at the bootleg toys, and stuff your faces with good food and drinks.
Tell me a story
Mar. 20th, 2026 06:37 pm
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With the power of a thousand exploding suns
Mar. 20th, 2026 06:03 pm
WARRIOR/GUARDIAN AU MEME
While contracted, Warriors (sword) and Guardians (shield) become sensitive to one another's emotional and physical states. The stronger the bond between them, the more power and abilities can be unlocked. While it's possible to form and break contracts at any given time, the result is a numb and draining sensation which takes time to recover from, making it in everyone's best interest to keep a lifelong contract. After all, the most legendary pairs are the ones who've been together for many years. And with monstrous armies constantly on the attack, the world needs all the help it can get.
Due to Warriors and Guardians being so vital to the city's survival, they are simultaneously treated as royalty by society and kept under close watch by the government. Powered individuals are assigned large and lavish living spaces within a closed community while Commoners, those who lack powers, are situated in surrounding mediocre homes. A vast shield around the city is among the greatest protection against monsters of the outside world, second to the combined power of brave Warrior and Guardian citizens.
But everything couldn't possibly run as smoothly as they do now without the help of Commoners. Everyone has an important role to play in the world. Which one have you been born into?
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THE FIGHT MEME
Mar. 20th, 2026 08:32 pm
What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?
It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!
RULES
◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!
Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):
( Prompts. )
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
Mar. 20th, 2026 12:39 pm
Tired of the doom-and-gloom questions those in charge spin up around these parts? How about something light-hearted? Literally! Let's talk about that emotion that puts a flutter in our chest. L O V E. Is your character a true romantic? Do they believe in love?
HOW TO PLAY
- In the subject line, your character answers that ^ question. Feel free to spin it another direction (do you believe in true love/love at first sight/etc etc).
- We just want to know your character's romantic outlook.
- This meme will definitely not be cynical..
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes
Mar. 20th, 2026 09:01 am
TOUCH STARVED
Inside of you, there are two wolves: one is averse to all any contact and the other craves it.
This meme goes out to you weirdoes.
HOW TO PLAY
▲ comment with your character.
▲ thread out any prompts that hit your inbox.
YOUR CHARACTER
- holds a person’s hand
- draws a person in for a hug
- climbs into bed with a person
- tickles a person
- traces shapes on a person’s skin
- tucks a person against their chest
- cuddles with a person
- cups a person’s cheek(s)
- plays with a person’s hair
- brushes hair from a person’s face
- nudges a person
- rests their hand on a person’s knee or hip
- rubs a person’s shoulders or back
- peppers a person with kisses
- kisses a person gently
- kisses a person roughly
- pulls a person down in a heap
- bites or kisses a person’s neck
- caresses a person’s body
- nips or kisses a person’s ear
Angst
Mar. 20th, 2026 08:18 am
▶ Comment with your character and preferences/limits. The topics chosen for this meme can be distressing and too dark for some people. You're going to want to be specific on any lines that you don't want crossed.
▶ Find a character you want to tag. Hand them a prompt. Choose according to people's prefs. Be respectful!
▶ Cry. Cry later. Cry after that, too.












